Highlights include:
Jason Hanson as Yoda, only with skin tone from an entirely different palette.
Honolulu blue and silver clashes with a complexion the shade of split pea green anyway.
P.S. How'd you like to try to stuff Yoda's ears inside a helmet?
Kickers without leg strength are like three-legged thoroughbreds in the Preakness; they are just not going to experience much success.
In football, when he is not kicking the pigskin so hard that it soon has the consistency of a pulled pork sandwich, he is playing free safety and wide receiver.
and last but not least
He knows that kickers need a strong leg. He also realizes kickers need strength of character. They need it when the clock is ticking down and the ball is 45 yards away from the uprights and while a field goal will win the game, a shank will turn a young man into a pariah quicker than you can say "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective." Laces out. Laces out.
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